("20th Century Boy" by T-Rex plays)
♪ Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm your boy, ♪
♪ Your 20th Century toy. ♪
(cheers and applause)
Chrissy Teigen: Whoo! He's the leader
of the show, keeping you on the go.
So please let him know, the host of "Lip Sync Battle,"
LL Cool J.
Hands in the air.
Say yeah!
Yeah!
Now scream!
Audience: Whoo!
Another "Lip Sync Battle" is about to go down.
But you know, I can't kick this thing off
without the lady of the house.
She's a supermodel, super funny expert
on all things "Lip Sync," and she's my girl.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up
- for Chrissy Teigen. - (hip-hop music playing)
♪ Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go ♪
- ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare ♪
- ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare... ♪
LL: That girl can make an entrance!
(cheering)
- Oh, my goodness! - Hello!
We match!
I don't think I have to ask you,
but Chrissy, how excited are you for tonight's show?
I thought you were gonna say, "What size is this?"
Because it's too small, is what it is.
(laughing)
So, Chrissy, let's get it poppin'.
Let's get it poppin', you guys ready?
- (cheering) - Let's do this.
Are you guys ready to meet tonight's competitors?
♪
First, you Marvel Comics fans
know him as Director Phil Coulson.
(cheering)
But tonight, he's here to rock the mic.
Please welcome Clark Gregg!
(cheering)
(cheers and applause)
What's up? What's up?
Going up against him, another super spy,
bringing some anarchy all the way from the U.K.
It's Agent Carter herself, Hayley Atwell!
(cheers and applause)
Now you two... you two new to "Lip Sync Battle"
a little bit, but you've been
lip sync battling online, just going crazy.
Just going crazy.
And my intention was to get on this show, so...
(laughing)
- Done. - So we've achieved that.
- (LL laughs) - Done.
Since it was your intention,
Hayley, we're gonna go ladies first.
- Oh! - (audience cheers)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you'd have a little seat, there.
Hayley, come on out.
Now, Haley, what song do you have first for us?
The first song I dedicate to Clark.
"Pretty Fly for a White Guy."
Chrissy: Oh!
Oh, that's nice!
(chuckling)
Love it! Let's give it up for Hayley Atwell!
♪ Gunter gleiben glauten globen ♪
("Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by the Offspring plays)
♪ Give it to me baby ♪
♪ Uh huh, uh huh ♪
♪ And all the girlies say ♪
♪ I'm pretty fly for a white guy ♪
♪ You know it's kinda hard ♪
♪ Just to get along today ♪
♪ Our subject isn't cool ♪
♪ But he fakes it anyway ♪
♪ He may not have a clue and he may not have style ♪
♪ But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial ♪
♪ So if you don't rate, just overcompensate ♪
♪ At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake ♪
♪ The world needs wannabes ♪
♪ So, hey, hey do that brand new thing ♪
♪ Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah ♪
♪ He's getting ink done ♪
♪ He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31 ♪
♪ Friends say he's trying too hard ♪
♪ And he's not quite hip ♪
♪ But in his own mind, he's the ♪
♪ He's the dopest trip ♪
♪ Give it to me baby ♪
♪ Uh huh, uh huh ♪
♪ Give it to me baby ♪
♪ Uh huh, uh huh ♪
♪ Don't debate a player straight ♪
♪ You know he doesn't really get it anyway ♪
♪ Gonna play the field and keep it real ♪
♪ For you no way, for you no way ♪
♪ The world needs wannabes ♪
♪ The world loves wannabes ♪
♪ So hey, hey do that brand new thing. ♪
(cheering)
Damn. Damn.
We went from high tea at the Dorchester
or Claridge's house to...
I know, there I was having tea with the Queen,
(chuckles)
and here I am on my knees getting down and dirty.
(Chrissy laughs)
How can you get mad at that?
She make you feel like
- you're in a period piece or something. - Clark: I was like,
I hate her, I hate her, and then she said,
(in British accent) down and dirty,
and I went okay, I love her, I love her.
(guffaws)
Thank you very much, Agent Atwell.
Take a seat in the VIP.
All right, Clark, it's your turn to get your lip sync on.
What's next on the playlist?
Okay, I had a little trouble picking this.
It's a song we used to sing around my house.
My mom used to sing it to us,
it might be a little sappy,
but I want to give it a shot.
Okay, well, ladies and gentlemen,
here he is with a special song from his childhood,
a family tune, Mr. Clark Gregg.
(cheering)
("Rump Shaker" by Wreckx-N-Effect plays)
♪ You are listening to the sounds of ♪
♪ WNE juicy, rump shaker ♪
♪ All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom ♪
♪ And a boom boom ♪
- ♪ Just shake your rump ♪ - ♪ Rump shaker ♪
♪ All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom ♪
♪ And a boom boom ♪
- ♪ Just shake your rump ♪ - ♪ Rump shaker ♪
♪ Check baby check baby ♪
♪ One, two three four ♪
♪ Check baby check baby ♪
♪ One, two three ♪
♪ Check baby check baby ♪
- ♪ One, one... ♪ - ♪ It's called the rump shaker ♪
♪ The beats is like sweeter than candy ♪
♪ I'm feelin' manly and your shaker's ♪
♪ Coming in handy... ♪
- Oh, yes! - ... ♪ Slide 'em across ♪
♪ From New York down by your Virginia ♪
♪ Tickling you around Delaware before I enter ♪
♪ Turn to seduction from face, hips to feet ♪
♪ A wiggle and a jiggle ♪
♪ Can make the night complete ♪
♪ And since you got the body of the year ♪
♪ Come and get the award ♪
♪ Here's a hint, it's like long, sharp sword ♪
♪ Flip tail, so let me see you ♪
♪ Shake it up like dice ♪
♪ The way you shake your rump ♪
♪ Is turning mighty men to mice ♪
♪ But A plus got us a block ♪
♪ That's a back breaker ♪
♪ Now let me see you shake your rump ♪
♪ Like a rump shaker ♪
♪ Now, now, now, now, now ♪
♪ Shake, shake it baby, shake it down ♪
♪ Shake it like that ♪
♪ All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom ♪
♪ And a boom boom ♪
- ♪ Just shake your rump ♪ - ♪ Rump shaker ♪
♪ All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom ♪
♪ And a boom boom ♪
- ♪ Just shake your rump ♪ - ♪ Rump shaker ♪
♪ All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom ♪
♪ And a boom boom ♪
- ♪ Just shake your rump ♪ - ♪ Rump shaker ♪
♪ Bring it down ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Just shake your rump ♪
- ♪ Yeah. - ♪ WNE is in effect. ♪
- (cheering) - Chrissy: Wow!
That was pretty fly for a white guy.
(Chrissy laughs)
Chrissy!
Were you feeling the zoom zoom zoom
in your boom boom?
What a beautiful, sweet childhood you had.
- Oh my gosh. - I know.
I forgot to mention, my mom's pretty dope.
- (Chrissy laughs) - Yeah.
Your mom is my hero.
She's the best.
All right, now some people may not know this,
but your wife was part of an amazing,
unbelievable musical moment.
- That's true. - Very, very special.
That's true.
So do you think tonight that kind of magic
is going to happen for you?
That I might find myself as a dance classic
as my wife Jennifer Grey was in "Dirty Dancing?"
- LL: Yes, yes. - (laughs)
Lord knows I could try.
I can try. That's all I can do.
- ♪ Clark had the time of his life ♪ - Oh, baby.
- (laughing) - And he showed, shook it.
All right, this man right here
- Hayley: I'm ready. - is a walking, talking rump shaker.
But Hayley Atwell is pretty fly too.
Up next, it's round two
when these Comic Con heroes plan to take
"Lip Sync Battle" into another universe.
- We'll be right back - Whoo!
♪ All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom ♪
- ♪ And a boom boom ♪ - ♪ Just shake... ♪
("20th Century Boy" by T-Rex plays)
It's a Marvel fan's dream come true.
A special double agent "Lip Sync Battle"
is in full effect.
Clark Gregg and Hayley Atwell
delivered some awesome '90s-ness in Round 1.
But now, it's time to ramp up their game
in Round 2.
But before Clark tries to wow the crowd,
let's see what's been going on with him
behind the scenes of "Lip Sync Battle."
(cheering)
Clark: Okay, here's why Hayley Atwell
should be afraid.
Woman: All right,
here we go, from the top, guys.
She may think she knows me.
Forward, forward
- Bum, bum. - Yes.
Clark: And, let's be honest.
I have a persona.
Kind of an accountant-like face.
Yeah, so, I... this may not work.
But I had an idea, which was...
I plan to bring... I plan to bring the funk.
(funk music playing)
♪ Check yourself, don't wreck yourself. ♪
No, I'm just gonna seem like my normal nerdy self.
But I'm gonna break down some kind of serious (bleep)
- you're gonna... - Gotcha.
♪ Check yourself, don't wreck yourself ♪
Are you grabbing the spandex?
(laughs)
You know, I'm stepping out of my comfort zone.
Well, if you were comfortable with that,
- I would be very... - Oof.
You haven't seen it all.
(chuckles)
Oh, no, look who it is.
_
What are we doing?
This is my wife.
- Hello! - Have you ever met her?
- Hi, lovely to meet you. - So nice to meet you.
How are you doing?
Man: Are you nervous at all?
I'm a little bit nervous. Not gonna lie.
- (LL cool J shouting) - (audience cheering)
Clark: Guess what?
You're gonna see whole new thing, babe.
I'm a lip sync god.
(woman vocalizing)
(audience cheering)
("Toxic" by Britney Spears playing)
- (audience roars) - ♪ Baby, can't you see ♪
♪ I'm calling ♪
♪ A guy like you should wear a warning ♪
♪ It's dangerous ♪
♪ I'm falling... ♪
Whoo!
♪ Too high � � Can't come down ♪
♪ Losin' my head spinnin' 'round and 'round ♪
♪ Do you feel me now? ♪
(audience claps in rhythm)
♪ Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride ♪
♪ You're toxic I'm slippin' under ♪
♪ With a taste of a poison paradise ♪
♪ I'm addicted to you ♪
♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪
♪ And I love what you do ♪
♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪
♪ It's getting late to give you up ♪
♪ I took a sip from my devil's cup ♪
♪ Slowly, it's taking over me ♪
♪ Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride ♪
♪ You're toxic I'm slippin' under ♪
♪ With a taste of a poison paradise ♪
♪ I'm addicted to you ♪
♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪
♪ Intoxicate me now with your lovin' now ♪
♪ I think I'm ready now ♪
♪ Intoxicate me now ♪
♪ With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now. ♪
(audience roars)
LL: Come here, Clark.
Come here, come here.
He's trying to hide now.
- What's up, man? - First of all...
What's up, my brother?
(laughing) What's up, my brother?
(chuckles)
Jennifer!
(audience cheers)
LL: Wow!
So this is just another night at the Gregg's house, huh?
Just another night.
Another Britney song.
We do a different one every week.
(laughing)
(laughs)
How did the wardrobe work for you?
I'm not gonna lie, I lost my shrug pretty early.
- (laughs) - (Chrissy chuckles)
But I thought I could make it fierce
and just ease in.
(laughing)
(guffaws)
I want to apologize in advance
for some of the nightmares
I know are going to come from this.
(laughing)
Now, you've been a part of some huge
magical musical moments.
Was this the most magical one ever?
Did you have the time of your life?
- (cheering) - (Jennifer laughs)
I have to say we're keeping it fresh in our household.
(laughing)
LL: Oh, yes. Well, you two...
Go join Hayley in the VIP.
LL: Chrissy...
Oh, my gosh.
That's my dream song on "Lip Sync Battle."
I've been waiting for that song to happen.
And I know you're a huge Britney fan.
I'm a huge Britney fan, but now I'm a Clark fan.
That was... that was pretty epic.
(audience cheering)
You like him in that romper?
I like... he's a vision. Look at him!
Look at that!
- (audience whoops) - Chrissy: Look at...
(guffaws)
Jennifer was looking at him the exact same way
I looked at John in his Hammer pants,
so I know that feeling.
I know that feeling.
LL: So...
Clark Gregg just went all toxic
with Britney Spears and his wife Jennifer Grey.
And now it's up to Hayley Atwell
to see if she could top that.
Who will take the title and enter
the "Lip Sync Battle" hall of fame?
We'll find out when we come back.
♪ Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride ♪
♪ You're toxic I'm slippin' under ♪
♪ With a taste of a poison paradise... ♪
(funk music playing)
(audience cheering)
♪
There's a reason this room is rockin'.
It's because we're coming down
the home stretch of another unforgettable "Lip Sync Battle."
Clark Gregg has shown no fear
in his quest for the victory belt.
Hayley Atwell is about to pull out
all the stops on her last song of the night.
But right now, let's see what happened
on her very first visit to the show.
(audience cheering)
(chattering)
Insane. We're all insane.
(laughing)
Hayley: I have been...
in my living room using my hairbrush as a microphone.
Oh, God, what am I doing?
♪
- Hello, Hayley. - She's our master tailor.
Nice to meet you.
I mean it's so unusual.
I mean we haven't, they haven't...
you haven't done anything like this.
Yeah? Yeah?
I think I need to, I think I need to practice.
Man: All right, here we go, everybody.
Stand by.
- (laughing) - Oh, bloody hell.
- Right. - Now you get to dance.
(cheering)
Hello.
Hi, lovely to meet you. How you doing?
- Hi. Well. - Good.
- Good to meet you. - This is very exciting.
- Yeah. - I'm absolutely terrified.
Yeah, that's all you have to do.
I have lots of confidence and no skill.
- Nah. - That's perfect.
That's all it takes.
- That's it! - (whooping)
That's it.
(Hayley laughing)
- Woman: How do you feel? - I feel great!
- I feel amazing! - Isn't it fun?
- Thank you so much! - Of course!
Are you kidding?
(chattering)
Of course.
Yeah, you got it.
Hayley: I'm not gonna lie. It's weird.
But it's kinda how I like it.
All right, Hayley, here we go.
(audience cheering)
("Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga plays)
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
Oh, my God.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma ♪
♪ Gaga, ooh la-la, want your bad romance ♪
♪ You know that I want you ♪
♪ And you know that I need you ♪
♪ I want it bad ♪
♪ Your bad romance ♪
♪ I want your love and I want your revenge ♪
♪ You and me could write a bad romance ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah roma roma-ma ♪
♪ Gaga, ooh la-la, want your bad romance ♪
♪ I want your love and I want your revenge ♪
♪ I want your love, I don't wanna be friends ♪
- ♪ Want your bad romance ♪ - ♪ I don't wanna be friends ♪
- ♪ Want your bad romance ♪ - ♪ Want your bad romance! ♪
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ Want your bad romance ♪
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah roma roma-ma ♪
♪ Gaga, ooh la-la ♪ ♪ Want your bad romance. ♪
(audience roars)
LL: Wow!
Hayley, Hayley, Hayley Hayley, Hayley!
Hello.
Feeling a little vulnerable now.
- Yo! - Hey!
(laughing) That was incredible.
- All right, look. - Thank you.
Were you actually channeling Lady Gaga?
Talk... tell me what that was.
Well, I was going for more interpretive dance
than sexy, obviously.
And I just thought it's gonna get weird.
I'm gonna commit.
I gotta tell you, like...
like I don't know that this is not sexy.
Like, I you know...
- I... (stammering) - Oh, thank you.
(cheering)
(mouthing words) Thanks.
Chrissy, give me three words
to describe that performance.
Okay. Erotic.
- Sensual. Surprising. - Uh-huh.
(audience cheers)
(laughing)
LL: I love it.
So Hayley Atwell just went all Gaga up in here.
Clark Gregg was Britney 2.0,
who will the audience crown
as the next "Lip Sync Battle" legend?
Stick around and find out.
(audience cheering)
("Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga plays)
♪ ... Roma roma-ma ♪
♪ Gaga, ooh la-la ♪ ♪ Want your bad romance ♪
♪ I want your ugly, I want your disease ♪
(Chrissy giggles)
♪ I want your everything as long as it's free ♪
- ♪ I want your love... ♪ - (LL laughs)
("20th Century Boy" by T-Rex plays)
Two fearless agents chose to accept the mission
that would make the average celebrity
hide behind their publicist.
But Hayley Atwell and Clark Gregg
rose to the occasion and made this
an epic "Lip Sync Battle"
So it's time to find out who goes down
in "Lip Sync Battle" history.
- Chrissy, let's do this. - Let's do this.
All right, is tonight's "Lip Sync Battle" champion
going to be Hayley Atwell...
(audience cheers)
... or is it Clark Gregg?
(audience roars)
And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Clark Gregg.
- Oh! - (Clark squeals)
- Wow. - Great job.
Congratulations, you took us on a wild ride.
- Ooh. - Congratulations.
We flew over the world with you tonight
on your "Toxic" airplane visions...
This is yours, baby.
Now you're taking home the ultimate bragging rights.
(audience cheering)
- So... - Whoo!
Clark, how does it feel?
I'm speechless.
This is all... this has been my dream,
- my lifelong... - (hosts, audience laughing)
to be standing in a shrug
(audience laughing)
I've had more fun the last three, four months
in this "Lip Sync Battle," and I feel like
she got me here, and it's just an honor
to compete with this amazing woman.
- Aww. - Aww.
(audience cheers)
I might even let you try on my belt!
(laughing)
("Toxic" by Britney Spears playing)
Well, once again, our thanks to Hayley Atwell
and Clark Gregg for rocking the house,
and a big shout out to "Lip Sync Nation"
on Spike, online and social media.
Good night from me, LL Cool J
and my girl Chrissy.
And remember, no matter what goes on in life,
knock em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
♪ Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride ♪
♪ You're toxic I'm slippin' under ♪
♪ With a taste of a poison paradise ♪
♪ I'm addicted to you ♪
♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪
LL: Thank you!
♪ And I love what you do ♪
♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪
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